If I Were...

I have been seeing this on a lot of blogs lately so I thought I would take a little break from my story to tell you readers a little more about me! Enjoy.

If I were a month, I’d be May

If I were a day of the week, I’d be Friday

If I were a time of day, 10:00 (I guess because this is the time I wish I could wake up at every morning)

If I were a planet, Jupiter
If I were a sea animal, I’d be an eel

If I were a direction, I'd be East

If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a comfy couch

If I were a liquid, I’d be chocolate milk

If I were a gemstone, I’d be an amethyst

If I were a tree, I’d be Japanese Red Maple

If I were a tool, I’d be a pocket knife
If I were a flower, I’d be a coral rose

If I were a kind of weather, I’d be sunny with a little breeze, preferrably around 75

If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a saxophone

If I were a color, I’d be yellow, because it always makes me happy...as do a lot of colors actually
If I were an emotion, I’d be surprise

If I were a fruit, I’d be a mango

If I were a sound, I’d be laughter

If I were an element, I’d be oxygen

If I were a car, I’d be a teal chevelle with white strips and white interior

If I were a food, I’d be crabs on a saturday afternoon, accompanied by friends and my favorite beer

If I were a place, I’d be the Florida Keys

If I were a material, I’d be fleece

If I were a taste, I’d be sweet

If I were a scent, I’d be vanilla

If I were an object, I’d be a card full of happy thoughts

If I were a body part, I’d be legs

If I were a facial expression, I’d be a smile

If I were a song, I’d be anything by OAR, really a lot of bands...how are we supposed to pick one

If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be wedge flip flops, a little lift for sexiness and still the desired comfort level

I look forward to seeing everyone elses "If I Were".